January 2012
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I want to meet someone who has had an open...
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Getting a text/invite from a person you don't...
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
You know what sucks? I'm the type of person where,...
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2011 --> 2012
Dear 2011, The year is never what I expect it to be. I have all these goals, all these accomplishments and in the end I can’t get anywhere. I mean yes, baby steps they matter a lot. Baby steps takes us to the big goal in front of us. And yet I feel like the baby steps that I took was in the wrong direction. 2011 of course I’ll never forget you. I strayed off my path and walked into...
I like being the "go to" person
hoyabigail:
If like a friend is need I’ll be there so that they can tell me what’s up and what happened. I like how people can be open and trust me with what their saying. It makes me feel good that they can be open and comfortable around me.
Ditto <3
LOL facebook;
hoyabigail:
When you go onto someone’s profile & there’s this
LOL, OBVIOUSLY WE AREN’T.
And then this
Like, seriously…
forreals…
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A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
2007
Person: Do you have a myspace?
Me: Yeah I do, send me a friend request and I'll put you in my top 40!
2009
Person: Do you have a facebook?
Me: Yeah totally, send me a friend request and I'll add you as my sister!
2011
Person: Do you have a tumblr?
Me: What tumblr, what is a tumblr, of course not why would i have a tumblr ive never even heard of a tumblr thats a stupid name tumblr god who do you think i am that sounds stupid i wouldnt join i hear its for socially disabled people plus it gives you viruses yeah i read that in an article dont join tumblr seriously youll hate it i know people who have it who say that their computer crashes as soon as they log in okay do you hear me dont join tumblr i dont have a tumblr, okay???
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When I was your age, I blew bubbles. Not boys....
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